Yesterday we went to the zoo. It was a great trip until we encountered the most annoying little boy in the world (the one in the photo). He was pounding on the glass and yelling at the polar bear. The polar bear kept coming up to the glass where the young Damien was standing and would sniff, like he was imagining how the demon child would taste. The look in the bear's eyes was pure desire to eat the child. Or at least the pure desire to back hand him with his big fuzzy polar bear paw.

And talking about things I didn't know about polar bears, their fur isn't actually white, it's clear and hollow.