With the warm spring weather comes the wicked, evil, piece of shit, rage-inducing carpenter ants. They are back and they are really starting to piss me off.

We've been crushing the bastards as soon as they appear. For a while we were cleaning them up, but I'm starting to think that we should leave their smashed destroyed carcasses around as a warning. You are not welcome Mr. Carpenter Ant. Eat shit and die. Get out of my house!!

After almost three years of this battle, tons of useless traps, sprays and powders, I finally called in the big guns. Wednesday afternoon, the Orkin Man is coming. Feel the Orkin wrath you unwanted visitors from hell...