Have I mentioned that I belong to my local freecycle group before? I think I should stop getting their emails, because while most of them are innocent, some will send me into the rage faster than finding out that Halle Berry has a bigger part in the newest X-men movie...

This is the one that put me over the edge today:

My husband has had to eat cold sandwiches for dinner several times
this week because I was late getting home to cook dinner before he
went to work. (And his cooking ability is limited to peanut butter and
jelly sandwiches!) Thinking a crock pot might help. If you have one
that's been on sabatical for a while, I'd love to give it a venture.

Um, oh my god. If your husband is too lazy to learn to cook for himself, too fucking bad. Let him eat cold sandwiches. (which are not that bad) I have not one bit of sympathy for that guy. Lazy fucking Neanderthal. Learn to cook, how goddamn hard is it to cook pasta and sauce? Soup? Unless dude has no arms and/or is in a coma, I find it hard to believe that he is that worthless in the kitchen. I'm envisioning this guy to be like "Bring me some turkey potpie! And a Bud! Hey! Get your fat ass out of my way, the game is on!!!" He probably voted for Bush too...

You know, I think it takes a certain amount of skill to read all that from an innocent freecycle request.