This is interesting. I got up super early (super early for me, anyway) and got to work at 8 to be a super valued productive employee. Plus there was a bunch of stuff to get out this morning. I get here and the email's down. The servers are down. The internet connection is down. I'm stuck. I can't get to any files I need to get to, I'm basically fubared. Everyone is wandering around wondering what to do.

I've worked for places where this would be an excuse to call it a day and head to the bars. We'd be drunk by noon. Good times. Today would be a fabulous day for that, since it is sunny and headed toward 80 degrees. But this isn't that kind of company...