You'd think after taking "the break," I'd come back with some really wicked great post. You know what I got? Nothing even closely resembling great. Not even a wicked good.

If you're wondering what's been going on, I can offer you the following choice of options:

1. I've been on a 3 week drinking, shooting smack and snorting coke binge, waking up in strange places with strange people, wearing someone else's strange clothes.

2. After watching Equlibrium, I fell in love with Christian Bale and have spent the last few weeks stalking him. Or stalking someone who looks a whole lot like him. According to the restraining order, I'm not supposed to do that anymore...

3. There may or may not have been some entanglements with the feds.

4. Went on tour with Bon Jovi. (yeah, I totally wish...)

All of these options are way more exciting that the reality, which was wickedly not great.