Ok, new year, old resolutions. Here's my list for 2003, in no particular order. (Warning! It might sound suspiciously like 2002's resolutions)

1. Stop smoking.
It's bad, blah, blah, cancer, blah, blah, makes you ugly and stinky, blah, can't breathe when I walk up stairs, etc... This time, I really want to quit, blah blah. I'm shooting for the monday after this coming weekend. There's going to way too much debauchery to be able to handle quitting. No way, hose-ay.

2. Start exercising.
Whatever. But I need to get a bit more exercise than my current workout which consists of driving to the store to buy slim jims, corona and smokes. Which brings me to the next resolution:

3. Eat better.
I have the diet of a 20 year old boy. It's actually kind of sad. Man, these resolutions are so fucking lame.

4. Stop making boring ass resolutions
I think that's pretty self explanatory...

5. Shape up the personal dating life
As I look at the choices I've made over the past year in this area, the most positive spin-heavy thing I can say is that I've had a lot of fun. It's time for me to stop fucking around. (not literally...)

6. Drink more corona
Ah, this, I can handle.

7. Move out of my parents' basement and buy a house.
I have the image of this fabulous little cottagey-bungalow cape-cod-y looking house surrounded by trees and a bamboo fence. I will have the orange kitchen and a fabulous porch.

That's enough of this bullshit for now. I need to get some shit done for work. It's an incredibly boring and tedious project and makes me want to sit around and think of lame ass resolutions and ways to totally disappear from this way of life I've chosen. Good times. ;)