Working on Christmas Eve totally rocks! There is no one here. And I am free to sit in my office and eat christmas cookies and pound beers.

Sadly, there will be no Christmas cards to anyone this year from me. I designed one to send out, but can't get the bastard printer to accept the cards. I'm sure there's a way to get it to work, but I've pounded too many beers today. So in lieu of a really thoughtful card, here's what I did.

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Merry [insert personal holiday here]!!!!