Anyone waiting to hear my review of the Honeymoon Suite show last Saturday? ... Anyone? ... *tap*tap* "Is this thing on?"

Well, I'd like to offer a review, but those Canadian rat bastards cancelled their show. This is the second time they've cancelled on me. It's not like they have to drive that far to get to the gig, they're from Niagara Falls, man. They should change their song, "What does it take?" to "What does it take to get them to show up for a show?"

I guess I'll have to wait longer for my canadian pop metal fix. Maybe Helix is playing soon.