Things I've learned in the last week-ish...

Time Warner WILL shut off your cable if you don't pay the bill. I guess they'll let you go for about 2 months, and then BAM! No more Real World marathons.

Younger guys are a lot of fun.

My job is still incredibly boring, even when we're crazy busy.

This is what my car looks like after getting the window smashed in by some rat fucking bastard. Not good times. It also looks like this, and also this.