Mtv sucks. Duh, that's obvious. But every so often (daily) they do something that reaffirms it for me. Today's example would be the VMAs. What a boring boring boring dull boring lame boring weak show. I pretty much watch it to see what Gwen Stefani is wearing. And I'll admit, I was curious about the "return of Guns N Roses." Oh, good freaking lord. Axl sucks. I wish the original line up had come out and choked Axl with his new braided extensions. [**cough**he's bald**cough**] I was reading the sludge's review and here was my favorite comment:

"So yeah, I just saw the farce of the "return" of G n'R. What a crock of shit. Yeah, Axl sounded like shit, but didn't he always sound like shit live? Axl, Vince and fucking Pearcy from Ratt need to put out a cd called "we only sound like this in the studio". Braaawww-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!