Man, my diet has just reached a whole new low. I had stuff from Dominoes delivered [not exactly sure why], pizza and those new chicken strippy things. Looks good in the commercial, right? Whatfuckingever. When I opened the box and pealed back the foil, the chicken strippies were flourescent orange. Yes, bright fucking orange. Not a color that occurs that in nature very often. And yes, I ate them anyway. Tasted like ass, but when I put blue cheese on them, they weren't that bad. But starting Monday, man, I'm going to try and make an effort to clean up my lifestyle.
1. Smoking? No more. Gonna totally quit.
2. Junk food? No way, it's gone. No more Slim Jims and cheese steaks for me.
3. Spending all weekend watching the Real World marathon? Never again. Going to go outside and do stuff.
3. Exercising? You bet, sign me up. Fucking marathon runner...
4. Drinking? Quit drinking? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! You have got to be kidding me. What am I? Freaking pregnant??!!??? Bra-ha-ha-ha...

Monday. Yep, monday... Let the countdown begin...