Now I realize that this post is probably going to make me seem like a really big loser, but I'm watching VH1's 40 Most Awesomely Bad Metal Songs. Most of the songs are pretty bad, but I started getting a little annoyed when I saw Ace Frehley's Rock Soldiers at #34, but I saw red [nice warrant reference...] when Dio's "Last in Line" was #33. Whattheholyfuck???? Jesus, man. I can think of 500 other metal songs that are way worse than Last in Line. Fuck VH1! It's DIO!!!!! Kiss my butt, VH1. Get a clue. Your station is now the suck.

But then I'm also the person who actually knows that Mark Slaughter (from the band Slaughter) was one of the singers in the Vinnie Vincent Invasion. Yep, I'm cool.