Ahhh... the new tv season has started. I'm hooked on the new Apprentice and I'm looking forward to the new season of ER. Why? I'm not sure, but once I start watching a show, I'm loyal to the bitter end. (If watching all 10 seasons of 90210 new, [not when they went to syndication] doesn't make me a loyal viewer, nothing does.)

And for the first time since CBS switched it from Wednesdays, I'm watching Survivor. Now that Friends is over, I have a hole in my Thursday night lineup. But everytime I hear the name Survivor, I have the phrase "donkeyrapingshiteaters" go through my mind. The phrase comes from my favorite snarky website, planetsocks. They are way snarkier and meaner than the television without pity. TWOP is pretty good, but they'd never come up with something like donkeyrapingshiteaters.