Well, I've had it. The first annual review. Good news is that I didn't get my ass canned. Good times.

Highlights of the meeting include being told that I have "a positive attitude and a pleasant demeanor." I am "enthusiastic" and "willing to accept new projects." I am also "a valued member of the graphics team." Good times. Lowlights include being told that my project management skills need some work. What are you going to do? No one's perfect, right? And she dodges unemployment once more...