No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Tell me it's not true. How can they do this to me? What am I and all the other socially-inept people to do with our hands at the bar, now? How am I going to give off that aloof, disinterested, I-don't-care-if-you're-late, cool chick vibe now if I can't smoke at the bars????!!!!??? I'm envisioning a future of a bunch of nervous people giving each other the hairy-eyeball and looking at the wall. And how am I supposed to flirt with cute lanky rocker boys now that my opening line of, "Hey man, got a light?" has been taken away. The lawmakers of New York have not thought this through. Jesus, it's like we'll turn into a city like Boulder, except without the prosperity...