The other morning when I was driving to work, I stopped at a red light and the guy in the monster SUV next to me had his swiss army knife out and was CUTTING HIS NOSE HAIRS!!! At the light. In total daylight. WTF? But I sat there and watched him. Does this mean SUV drivers = public nosehair cutters? I'm all for good grooming, but some things are supposed to be done at home. I mean, I don't shave my pits in the car...

(I'm sorry, that was really freaking crass...)