Last post of the year!!! Who-HOO!!! It's New Year's Eve, BABY!!!

I'm flying solo this year. The soon to be husband is off in Las Vegas. A less loving and trusting fiancee might be suspicious and jealous. But not me. I'm totally secure with the fact that he's not spending our wedding money on a hot stripper named Cherry.

So while he's gone, I've reverted to my single Krissie behavior, eating super nachos for breakfast, smoking, drinking Coronas while playing Burning Monkey Puzzle Lab. It's fun to be single again, especially because I still get to wear my engagement ring. I'm trying to keep the nachos out of the prongs, though.

Here's my Christmas story...

For Christmas dinner, we went to the future in-laws' Christmas dinner. We pulled into the driveway right behind no less than three big SUVs, each with at least two magnetic ribbons on the back. We both laughed for about five minutes before going in and eating our faces off. I love this family and am really grateful that they are so welcoming towards me. So, I'm cutting them some slack, because they really are wonderful people. I did consider trying to get the kids to go out and steal the ribbons, but I don't want to start trouble before the wedding. But after the wedding is another story...

Merry Christmas everyone!!

Man, I wish I had seen this site before the election. I hate those freaking magnetic ribbons. They are so tacky and ugly and illogical. No one seems to know how to stick them to their vehicles and none of them seem to be designed well.

I'm all for displaying your opinions/beliefs/whatever on your car, but these magnetic things to me are saying, "Yeah, I support the troops, but only temporarily because I don't want to lose my deposit when my car lease is up." or "I like to show my support by putting tacky ugly things on my car, but I don't really want to support anything if I can't shove it in your face when you're stuck in traffic."

For the record, I support the troops, but not the war. But I don't think I need to buy a cheap piece of crap to let everyone know.

We have 81 days left to get all the wedding planning done. I'm not too worried, but my mom is freaking out.

A friend of ours offered to do the wedding cake, so that's been crossed off the list. I don't care what we have for cake, just as long as I can use my Han Solo and Princess Leia cake topper. We are also using the theme song from Raiders of the Lost Ark as our entrance to the reception music.

All I have left to do is figure out where I can use the Wilhelm scream in the reception. It would almost be worth doing a bouquet toss for...

Holy crap! This is the best month ever! First I get engaged, then less than two weeks later, I find out that Motley Crue is reuniting with all original members and will be touring!!!

Man, 2005 is going to have to be one fucking kick ass year to top this...

You know what's fun? Going out to the bars for happy hour and maybe having a few more than you should and then when you're hardly able to maintain balance on your bar stool, running into someone that you haven't seen in a really long time, after a kind of awkward situation, caused by some bad judgment (and lots of booze... I think there's a theme here) and then that same person gives you shit about updating your weblog.

So, in honor of General Dodonna, this run-on sentence/grammatically incorrect update is for you...