Hey Kris, what's going on, you know, halloweenie-like?

Well, I'll tell you. Last weekend we went on the scariest most fun haunted hayride ever. There was no alcohol involved, but it was still lots of fun. The guy that was MCing our hayride looked just like the clown dude from House of 1000 Corpses. Sounded like him too. Scary stuff.

Today was our 3rd annual costume day at work. (that I started when I became an employee here) My costume is super lame, but I did finally get to wear some jeans to work. And wear some red sparkly eye make up. Good times.

And then tomorrow we are going to a halloween party. Lots of good times and drinking. What's my costume? It was going to be something kind of slutty, but since the party is taking place in a barn and slutty = too cold, I'm going as a goth hula girl. The boyfriend is going as a dead surfer. Our costumes were better last year, but at least we're not going as sheet covered ghosts. Or the klan.

And unfortunately, there are no dog costumes this year. I still have last year's pumpkin costume, but that's so square to dress your dog up as the same thing two years in a row.

Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!

I have nothing else of value to add. Good stuff.

After all the bitching I've done about my house and what a freaking neverending-money-sucking-labor-intensive-weekend-hogging beast it is, I thought I'd mention some cool things about owning your own house.

1. Blah blah equity blah blah tax advantage blah blah good investment blah blah...

2. But the most important thing is that you can do shit like this to the floors that are soon to be covered up by new carpet...