As a reward to my faithful visitors, instead of hawking them on eBay, I'm going to offer up my six Gmail invitations. There's a whopping six of them, so it looks like each of my visitors can have one if they want.

Alec Jon Such left Bon Jovi in 1994, when he was 42. He says the age difference to the reason he retired. "I'm 10 years older than these guys, and I guess I just burnt out quicker. Now they're getting up to the age I was when I left the band, and they realize they have to do easier tours."

Um, no. You were kicked out of Bon Jovi because you suck. If a studio musician needs to be brought in to cover your weak bass-playing ass, you suck.

[does the Jovi-Rocklock]

Hey Kris, what the hell is that?
Well, that would be my wrist rest that I've had ever since I stole it from my first job in Atlanta back in 1998. Yes, this wrist rest has followed me from job to job to job, across the country and to the many (6) places I've lived since 1998.

What's with the saran wrap? That looks really stupid.
The saran wrap is to keep the silicon gel from leaking out of the sides. The seams have busted and I didn't want the toxicness to leak out all over.



This is what the insides of my wrist rest looks like.

So, what's the point of all of this? Today, I (the company) bought a new wrist rest. One without food stains and leaking silicon gel.



The old one is now in the trash. Gone to it's new home.

Vaya con dios, my old wrist rest friend.

Here are some photos of the current garden in progress. It's more of an experiment, since I'm not really following directions or anything. I just stuck seeds in the ground and water them. Hopefully my hands-off approach with result in a lushy plentiful garden that feed us through the winter.

Here's Garden #1:



The peas are coming in nicely. Not too much else has appeared yet. I have a feeling that the neighbor's cat has been using my garden box as his litter box. [Bastard. If I catch him again, I think I'll go over to his house and pee in his food dish. See how he likes it...]

Here's Garden #2:



The tomatoes are looking good, but I bought them that big. I've seen a couple of sprouts shooting up since this photo was taken, but nothing that is looking really lushy. The little girl in the top of the photo has the most beautiful color of red hair. It's gorgeous. She came up to me and asked me if I had any kids she could play with. It was so sweet, my teeth started to hurt. No one's ever asked me if I had kids before. I told her I was too busy getting drunk and high and having sex with random guys on the street to have kids.

There has been a couple of new addtions in the krisobi household...



Meet Lazlo and Hollyfeld, my new yard flamingoes. I originally wanted like a whole bunch more of them, but a compromise had to be reached between having 200 birds flocking around the house and "there's no way in hell I'm putting those freaking tacky ass things in my yard..."