When there's no more room in hell...
Here's my brief review of the Dawn of the Dead:

Holy freaking shit.

Here's my longer review:

I have no more internal conflict about the remake. It definitely wasn't better than the original. But if a remake had to get done, they made the right one. Good job. The rat fucking bastards who should burn in hell that did the Chainsaw remake should take a lesson on how to remake a classic.