Because there's nothing more interesting than an about to turn 30 angsty woman... I present my list of things I wanted to accomplish before I turned the big Thirtybowski.

1. Be art director of a fabulous magazine like HOW or Jane or ReadyMade or People...

2. Live in Europe for a year.

3. Go on tour with Bon Jovi.

4. Be married to a fabulous guy.

5. Have at least one adorable, well-behaved child.

6. Own a house

7. Be totally out of debt.

I have 22 days to get all this done.