Hey Kris, what's happenin'?
Oh, I don't know.

Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.

Whatcha gonna do down there?
Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.

Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Uh huh.

The important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?

Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Oh wow, how'd you get a car?

Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
You're kidding!

I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.
Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?

I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!