Why is there a Julia Roberts weekend on NBC? And what makes it a weekend? The last time I checked a weekend was Saturday and Sunday, not Sunday night and Monday night. And, after about 8 on Sunday night, it ceases to be the weekend for me. Unless I'm out drinking. But that's not tonight. And why does it bother me. I think I'm just cranky because I'm frustrated with boys in general and a Julia Roberts romantic comedy crap fest is the last thing I need to see right now.

Am I a bad evil person if I just want to avoid all the holidays coming up? Can I just not be around happy family couple people who constantly ask if I'm involved with anyone or getting married anytime soon? And then when I say no, I get a sympathetic nod of pity and sometimes a condescendingly offered comment to the effect of, "don't worry, the right guy will come along someday for you..." Is it so hard for married people to believe that it is entirely possible to be single and happy? Maybe I really enjoy my dinners of slim jims, ice cream and corona. Ha ha. If I was married, I'd have to give that up and do stuff like eat in the kitchen at a table and close the bathroom door and hang up my coat in the closet. Who wants to do that? HA!