Just decided that I'm going to form a band. Stylistically it's going to be a cross between Motley Crüe and the Ramones. I'm going to call it Röckhörns!, and we are going to soooo freaking rock out with our cock out! (figuratively) Ok, I'm off to go and learn the bass, guitar and some drums. Oh and sing, too. I'm so psyched, now I have a job for my alter-ego.

By day, she's a disgruntled, burnt out office drone in a dead end job with no future...
But by night, she's a rock star in the most fabulously rocking band ever, RÖCKHÖRNS!