My current favorite outfit to wear to work is a short skirt/black turtleneck combination, which I wear with black tights and clunky shoes. I usually love black tights because they last forever, are totally opaque and just look way cooler than regular hose. But I just noticed that I have a huge run in my tights right on the top of my left knee. It's really really big and there is a big damn hole in the middle of it. It looks so horrible. And it's too late in the day to go home and change. Maybe I'll make up some bullshit story about getting into a bar fight with a bunch of shady characters at lunch. Yeah, over in the Applebees next to the office. All sorts of shit goes down over there. Good thing I hardly ever leave my office. I was trying to think of ways to fix it. It's too far gone for the clear nail polish route. The only other option is to color my leg with a black sharpie.